Toothpaste Hourglass

I bought this new toothpaste, that comes with a very small hourglass.

What this little 2 inch hourglass is made to do is that it tries to impose how much time you spend brushing your teeth. I timed it, and it has roughly 2 minutes worth of sand in it.

2 minutes.

2 minutes, every day after each meal, means 6 minutes a day.
It means 36 hours per year.
And I brush after every meal or snack, being the clean freak that I am.

I probably waste about 3 days per year brushing my teeth and looking at myself.
supposing I live about 80 years, that would mean that I waste 240 days of my life, 2/3 of a year... brushing my teeth.

It takes a smile, a bullet, a broken condom, and your life is changed forever... And there I am, brushing my teeth....

You are so wasting time right now, right this very second. And so am I.

Hi there! I'm a loser.

Hi there!

I'm sorry if you are reading this. Surely you've got things much better to do than to read such crap. The only reason for which I've made this blogger account is because I would like to have a place on the Internet where I could vent about what a shitty life I'm living and how I can't do anything about it. I'm keeping my fingers crossed in hope of some sympathy...quite similar to all the people who post on:

http://www.fmylife.com/

Ever felt like that?
Well I feel like that almost each and every day, and despite the fact that I think about a solution to all the problems I have, I realize that I will never be satisfied.